Girl I don’t mean to be rude
This might seem a little crude
And you might not be in the mood
But can you send those Christmas Nudes?
Let’s make December a December to remember
Done with the turkey I don’t need no more November
The year is almost up so empty your cups
I know you got more than enough to fill ‘em right back up
Let’s start some controversy like Kanye
But what I’m looking for, is a little more Kim K
Something naughty that just might break the internet
I’ll give you something nice that just might make that pussy wet
Girl I don’t mean to be rude
This might seem a little crude
And you might not be in the mood
But Can you send those Christmas Nudes?
Hit me on snapchat, kik, or tweet it to my DMs
I’ll take it any time of day AM or PM
I know the perfect way for us to celebrate
This holiday comes once a year so baby don’t be late
Got a great plan to commemorate this yuletide
Fuck the presents send me pictures of your backside
joy to the world good will to man and maybe peace on earth
now baby ride dis dick and show me what dat ass is worth
She said “lol smiley face like this is not the time and place”
She said “I got a lot to do today” and I’m like
what that gotta do with me I already want it
I’m already in it its the holiday so please don’t crush my holiday spirit Cuz that body first class baby second to none
these other girls might be a ten but you are the one
Yeah that was cliche but lemme get a mulligan
What i mean is if your ass was bread I’m tryna butter it
What I’m tryna say that ass is timeless like an evergreen
what I’m tryna say that ass is candy and its halloween
I mean its Christmas eve but still i trick or treat
that mean I beg for it going out of my head for it
Yeah that line was straight from the heart
but would you feel some type of way if I wrote that on your card? Probably.
You probably thinking I’m overreacting
and i don’t mean to come over demanding
but its what I want for Christmas so baby unwrap it
just smile for the camera and snap it send it over baby
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